I felt like I was due a good roast dinner. My accomplice had picked The Grocer in Spitalfields based on my logistical requirements. I cannot say that I was especially hopeful in advance – it seemed the kind of place that will always be busy due to the tourist footfall …
So I just opened WordPress to start writing this post, and I was instantly stuck. Where did I go? I only got back a couple of hours ago yet I had to search my to-do list to remember that I went to The Ivy House in Nunhead. The same happened …
A list of the 10 best Sunday roasts in London by someone that has eaten 100+ roasts in London (and yes, actually eaten them unlike most of these types of pages) and actually paid for them…well 98% of them. Yep, you’ve worked it out, I’m creating occasional puff-pieces for SEO …
After last week’s disappointment, I was ready to get back into action and happy that I was going somewhere with which I had no expectations, The Three Crowns in Shoreditch. Now, I don’t normally listen to Brexiters as they tend to be full of shit, however I keep hearing them …
It’s roast dinner number 100! Some of you will have been expecting one of the big guns to come out like Blacklock – however I’d been given a hot tip about the food at Hackney Church Brew Co by the person responsible for half of my Twitter followers, who currently …
This Sunday I went to Hack & Hop in the City of London, which is pretty much a deserted wasteland of offices on a weekend – I could have stripped off naked and run down the road without anyone noticing. Alas, I had my mother with me. I actually had …
So after a week or so of sending hot chicks a picture of my small dick on Plenty Of Fish (such a cool idea for a dating website), I finally had a date. It went well, and not long after we became girlfriend and girlfriend. Yes, me, I actually have …
The timing of reviewing a pub called The Gun could have been better, given the dreadful event across the other side of the world on Friday. Going here nearly wasn’t the plan. I cannot tell you the original plan as it has been put back to next Sunday, and even …
Last week was National Pie week. Yeah, I know, everything gets its own week nowadays – even women. Actually they only get a day. Pies get a week, women get a day. Just wait until Alexandra Occasio-Cortez finds out (or whatever her name is, I cannot be bothered to find …
Bumhole! Yes, you are correct in that I have absolutely no idea how to start this roast dinner review. Not that I am lacking for things to say – for example, one of the greatest shocks to mankind occurred today. I guess I shall just do what my SEO plugin …
