Sainsburys

Ahhh Sainsburys. We used to have a bit of a customer-corporate love affair back before Theresa May became Prime Minister. I’d write to them and express my love for them such as: Dear Sainsbury’s.It’s been a while.  I just wanted to drop you a note to say how happy I …

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Cafe Express, Northolt

Cafe Express

It happened. I moaned about it for ages and it finally happened. No I’m not talking about Brexit, but about the lack of roast dinners available in Harrow, or anything that isn’t trashy food for basic types. This week, I ordered a roast dinner from Cafe Express on Uber Eats. …

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Morrisons

I needed a roast dinner. So given the limited opportunities available to me, I went to Morrisons. Actually that isn’t really true. I didn’t need a roast dinner. But I did feel some compulsion and desire to write a review of a roast dinner – and I know that you …

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Waitrose

Saturday night and I like the way you roast, unprecedented. Don’t look at me like that. My blog, my life, my lockdown and I will do what the unprecedented fuck I want, thank you. If I want to cook a roast dinner on a Saturday night, I shall do. I …

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Rotunda, King’s Cross

Everything is cancelled. The world has stopped. But I’m still going around, around a round round round to Rotunda in King’s Cross. Sigh. This might be the last review for some time but hopefully I’ll make your eyes roll enough to vaguely miss me. I’m almost a Brexit-free zone now, …

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Brasserie Blanc, Southbank

So far in 2020 on my roast dinner adventures, I have survived rail replacement buses, Coronavirus, a Brexit roast, stabby council estates, storm Keeeeeeerrrah, getting wet several times, crossing a minor swamp and nearly entering a flat-roofed pub. This Sunday I went to Brasserie Blanc on Southbank. Could I survive …

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