Author: Lord Gravy
Author Archives: Lord Gravy
The Alexandra, Wimbledon
The Foresters Arms, Hampton Wick
Missing Roast Potatoes
You may recall that some time ago, I became rather upset that I didn’t get any roast potatoes when I had a roast dinner at Temper. I wrote to them. ****** Dear Sir/Madam There are a lot of things missing from my life. Perhaps most importantly, Margaret Thatcher. Barely a …
East Dulwich Tavern, East Dulwich
The Dean Swift, Tower Bridge
Riverford @ The Duke Of Cambridge, Islington

Orgasms. Remember that trend? I mean organic. Remember that trend? For those of a millenial bent, back in the early to mid 2000’s, it suddenly became very popular to get nanny to take little Jacob to the local organic produce store for fertiliser-free triple-priced artichokes for breakfast. Kind of like …