Choose My Life

This is probably going to be the most exciting offer that you’ve had this hour.

The chance to choose where I go for a roast dinner.

The plan:

1. My followers recommend where I should go by leaving a comment on this page.
2. I remove any suggestions that are preposterous/outside of London/too expensive/Wetherspoons/anywhere I’m saving for a special occasion like Blacklock.
3. If there are more than 4 still left, I’ll use the random number generator to select the 4 finalists.
4. You vote on the final 4.
5. I go to the winner of your vote on a Sunday of my choice.

Two lots of democracy! Crazy, eh?

So, suggest wisely (or really fucking unwisely if you must), please leave your suggestions in the comments below and we shall see how democracy really works.


  1. The alma, canonbury

  2. Highgate N6: choose from The Wrestlers, Red Lion and Sun or The Garehouse. All really really good!

  3. Fox & Anchor, Barbican

  4. Anchor and Hope at The Cut

  5. White Horse, 50 Middle Rd, Harrow HA2 0HL

  6. Cow and Pig in Bromley. You can get there only using Oyster so it def counts. They do a mixed meat roast.

  7. Dartmouth Arms, Forest Hill

  8. No fucking way I’m telling you. You’ll publish a bastard review on it and then it’ll be packed

  9. The Alexandra, Wimbledon
    A solid 9.5 you need it in your life

  10. Guinea Grill, Bruton Place, Mayfair. Very decent pint of Guinness as a bonus.

  11. Black Prince, Kennington

  12. Elm Park Tavern in Brixton

  13. The Star by Hackney Downed
    The Candlemaker Battersea

  14. Lord Wargrave, Marylebone.

    230 different whiskies and good beers too.

  15. The Royal Oak in Bethnal Green.

  16. Crown & Anchor, Las Vegas, NV. USA

    I’ll buy you a beer.

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